Character: Simon Clerk

Owner and proprietor of the Penny Mart, the best place to get your bargains on food, household appliances, and just about anything you can put a price label on. Simon is a longtime resident of Coffee Pot, and a loving father, putting his desire to provide into making a store that runs like clockwork… so long as Kurtis doesn’t stop by. He’s a wise man with a lot of stories, so if you stop by to pick up a soda, you ought to listen to him.